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Toe Demotivational Poster


Moose knuckle -


TAGS: fat camel toe
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by ec67

TheNightFlower - May 15, 2010, 3:09 pm
AHHHH!! *runs and hides*
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:22 pm
CLUE #2: You’re getting warmer… Check the comments of poster #78107.
comawhite - December 8, 2008, 6:56 pm
mehehehe............brilliant....
Agamemnon218 - August 17, 2008, 8:31 pm
I think it's okay to upgrade this one to "Brontosaurus Toe."
Scientist - July 2, 2008, 8:39 pm
Black Holes: The Destroyer of Galaxies - They're closer than you think.
Cheech - February 13, 2008, 11:53 am
Mom, have you seen my bicycle?
david - December 16, 2007, 3:41 am
All bow down to the great MOOSE KNUCKLE!!! You could get lost in a woman like that HAHA. Way too much woman for me.
rah - December 5, 2007, 1:04 am
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!


MISTLETOE BELT BUCKLE - Wear it and have a Happy Holiday. Also great for Christmas Parties.


TAGS: mistletoe happy holiday christmas parties
Rating: 3.33/5

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the dude - December 6, 2009, 8:09 pm
wish I had one of those


CAMELTOE - Not always what you think


TAGS: cameltoe camel toe
Rating: 2.43/5

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kangboy123 - September 28, 2011, 4:56 pm
lol
kangboy123 - September 28, 2011, 4:56 pm
lol


GHETTOES - GheT Toes She has them...


TAGS: ghettoes
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by The Chief Viceroy

Stacker - March 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
She has pretty feet. Just all uglied up with those nails.


TWEETY TOE - (look again)


TAGS: tweety bird camel toe
Rating: 2.22/5

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Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:27 am
Now that's funny. And yes I had to look again. Thanks for the help.


IRELAND -


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Aurielius - January 23, 2016, 9:22 am
As funny as a NINA sign.
forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
Love it!! 5Liters!


THE BEST JOKES ARE SHORT! -


TAGS: funny camel toe tattoo
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by forseti

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 2:20 pm
Umm... isn't that a cream-toe? That's nasty.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 1:24 pm
hey pieman, I use the net for about 15 years now and i'm often on these "discovery"-pages. so I extend my school English early on with the really useful words...*eg* Now give me a nice creampie, bitch! ;)
pieman - May 5, 2010, 1:18 pm
You may be German but you sure understand our euphemisms. 5 bearded clams.


SEXY POTATO! - God I hope this is safe for work... ...it was hard convincing her to wear panties




MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am
True


HANGING MISTLETOE - I guess it is a point of view. Literally speaking.




COUCH POTATO - All you need is some butter...a little sour cream...and ah, yes...BACON! ommm Nommm Nommm...




I WANT TO PLAY A GAME -




GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!


TAGS: gingers g 20 protestoers rioters cops police swat
Rating: 2.71/5

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lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:38 pm
most people that have those stupid peace signs are hypocrites
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:54 pm
Awe, and she even has all those peace signs on her shirt.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:33 pm
Unless she's with PETA, she's a keeper.


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit bitching at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the bitching and justaccept that we all make shit sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well fuck it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
[email protected] - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


GOOFY SOCKS -


TAGS: toe socks hamsters cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2010, 1:02 am
EMMIT!!! You made me spew my rum & coke all over my body! 5


AUTHORITY -


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts


PUPPY LOVE -


TAGS: infatuation puppy love lassie get your damn toenails trimmed
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:39 am
Momma needs to go buy more peanut butter.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
:)
Zed - December 6, 2009, 5:44 pm
*blink-blink* Dude, that's just... WRONG.


THIS CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: mistletoe back pocket people kiss
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 9, 2011, 9:20 am
lol... ia this a positive attitude or what?
caveman - December 9, 2011, 6:55 am
Love it


HURRY ITS CREEPY -




THIS LITTLE PIGGIE - WILL BRB.




CAMEL TOE - literally


TAGS: toe
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by justice

forseti - May 25, 2010, 7:43 pm
done pretty often i think. but a nice start. well cum on nastyfake! ;)


In The South... -


TAGS: mosquitoes up north shotgun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true


THREE-TOED SLOTH - That's two more toes than it needs to disembowel you.


TAGS: sloth three toed toe disembowel
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Kevin

RRCCmom - October 7, 2008, 8:29 am
No disemboweling during the play-offs!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 7, 2008, 2:56 am
Sure, he'll disembowel me, if he gets around to it. He might sit around and watch TV for a bit, then have a sandwich, take a nap, hang out for awhile.


DRAWING THE LINE -


TAGS: draw tic tac toe line
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 8:48 pm
Thanks Space & Cap'n...for some reason, I became sleepy after making that one.
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nice save Feas. 5L
CaptainBaked - May 12, 2011, 4:37 am
Fantastic!
Feasibly - May 11, 2011, 11:46 pm
Thanks Greeny...I have to go beddy bye now. Later, dudes and dudettes!
Greeny - May 11, 2011, 11:31 pm
Waaaay nice Feas!


CAMEL TOW - Can Do Amazing Things 24 Hours A Day


TAGS: camel toe
Rating: 4.17/5

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CHECK YOUR HEAD - Worst protest ever.


TAGS: camel toe
Rating: 1.64/5

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NumberXIII - February 3, 2012, 12:42 pm
Aw c'mon, Spacedog, you can do better than that!


ADAPTING - Honey...I don't think the DEET will work this year!




THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them




AGDANIELE - Master of the Obvious and yet...penniless.


TAGS: agdaniele keeps them on their toes
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:00 am
Definitely not, Random... but to me, that's what makes us better... more understanding of others. And it's why I don't understand the constant crapping on some of the Greybeards. It's a new day... guess it just comes with the times.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
Oh I went to the very very first ones. What did I learn? Noone started off making 5'ers. Noone.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
My oldest posters REALLY suck but then...so do a lot of my newer ones. What have I learned? Well, that's apparent. Not much.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:56 am
You're only a half-day away.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No, Random. Stop. NAO.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
I'd thank you for not going past my 2nd page, Random.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
Since first coming here, I never liked the timmys who didn't make posters for awhile before being critics. Once you put your heart into a few and get railroaded into 1L-ville, you don't get a good appreciation for what it takes... and means.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
I've actually been going through everyones old old posters actually. It's funny to see how everyone started.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
I came onto this site quietly... made crap poster after crap poster for awhile... tunnels, too. Complimented good posters, and shut up otherwise... until the grammar/spelling nazi came out in me.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
That's what makes you grand, though. Without you berating/encouraging the motifakers...this place wouldn't be what it is.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:51 am
Yeah.... that got me to re-think my... outspokenality here.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:50 am
This one! It's great!
Camden - August 22, 2009, 4:02 pm
have aliases much boot,Sudz, Boop, Derp, Duhh, Dweeb, Moop, Morp, Borp, The Messiah, Zorp, f*cked, fg, Murp, Beep, Jeep, Burp, Gorp, Weep, Bleep, Meep, Gurp, Bloop, Turbinator, Zoop, Cartman, Gort, Bert, Duh, Jules, Toop,Woop, Godd*mn, Giggles, Dupe,ect.?
Boot - August 22, 2009, 9:43 am
Calvin and Hobbes for the win.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 am
Hilarious, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
5+ So Funny! Good Job LD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
5 Lions. But I'd watch out LD Aggy might send the Mexican Mafia after you.


SUN DRIED -


TAGS: tomatoe
Rating: 3.33/5

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OKAY, WAIT... - Yes, that's your wife in bed back there. And, yes, these are her panties. But c'mon dude I was really, really baked last night.


TAGS: potatoes assignment
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - January 27, 2010, 9:59 pm
I can't believe someone gave this a two! 5L, for a great joke and an epic pun~


IT'S YOU - ... when your hit your toe on someting too hard to be ignored.


TAGS: pain face illusion toe scream
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:52 am
That's exactly what it feels like!


THE ORIGINAL SPUD BOYS - Nobody did New Wave like the boys from Ohio...




MASCARA-AND-FRENCH-FRIES -




FUNNY -




POTATOES - He had me till I put him in the microwave.


TAGS: potatoes
Rating: 3.71/5

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FIRST SWIMWEARS - ONCE UPON A TIME, WHERE THE ONLY PINK YOU COULD SEE AT THE BEACH WAS ON THE TOES.




WEST GIRLS - Sucessfull at hiding their cameltoe


TAGS: west girls cameltoe
Rating: 2.71/5

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Nova94 - February 14, 2011, 11:23 pm
That one on the right is eying her left boob, making sure it doesn't pop out.
... - August 26, 2008, 2:31 pm
waiting for the East, South, and North girls.


CAMEL TOE - Epic Fail


TAGS: camel toe epic fail
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by McGlen

Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 10:06 am
1L


OUCH - I would never be able to eat Mexican again




you bastards -


TAGS: can t eat my potatoes now
Rating: 1.31/5

More motifakes by daydark

Nerd~Girl - May 25, 2009, 9:38 pm
i think that should be BREED* and Spaniel -.- i wish people would learn how to spell
Seb - October 31, 2008, 7:01 pm
Cross bread? Come on, thats bad. Breed!
Dess - September 28, 2008, 8:40 pm
probably something between a bangle, a spanish person, and some glitter glue.
Bill - August 27, 2008, 10:18 am
Agreed, besides, WTF is a "spangle"????
Twatwaffle - July 18, 2008, 12:16 am
The second one was funnier and didn't look like ass.


Lists -


TAGS: mashed potatoes are difficult to get out of a purse
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - February 28, 2014, 4:54 pm

brutal...just brutal. well done man!
GaryO - February 28, 2014, 9:28 am
SON-OF-A-BYTCH, MAN!! Thought I’d seen it all, but n-o-o-o-o-o; ‘whikteee’, the melon lays one down. Oh, the profundity…………..tired now


I AM FEELING VIOLATED -




THE LUCK OF THE IRISH - IT'S LIKE STEPPING IN A PILE OF COW MANURE IN YOUR BAD SHOES.


TAGS: potatoes and cabbage
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - March 16, 2012, 9:11 pm
Erin go ‘Bragh’ then Erin go change his shoes


Colorado - Land Of Milk And Mosquitoes -


TAGS: colorado hell wtf gross mosquitoes
Rating: 4.5/5

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speedracerred - June 3, 2013, 9:48 pm
Texas is worse now days. I dont wanna go to either.
prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
Scary. I go there to ski so I haven't encountered that particular problem.


MAJESTY -




WEDGE -


TAGS: nail wall toothpick toe
Rating: 4.08/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2013, 9:17 am
Dang, I felt that one


COUNTING -


TAGS: counting innuendo toes penis joke
Rating: 3.44/5

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GreyScorpion - November 30, 2010, 8:33 pm
that's 1 every 12 minutes...after that I'm supposed to see a Dr.
rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:53 pm

I wonder how the "trans-gender" set works this problem out


POISE -




CAMEL TOE (SFW) - THE ORIGINAL!


TAGS: camel toe sfw
Rating: 2.58/5

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GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN - A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?




PHOTOSHOPPED - Because everything you see on the internet that makes no sense, must be a manipulated image




BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming




You call these mashed potatoes? -




Camels -


TAGS: camels cameltoes wonder
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2016, 9:15 am

lol


Suspense -




DEATH BY ... -




Footprints in the Sand -




Cooking Tips -




CELEBRATE FROM HEAD TO TOE -




Tomayto-Tomahtoe -


TAGS: long story about tomatoes motifayk
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - October 22, 2014, 10:14 am
Wow, happened again. I am not able to stay logged in enough to post a comment.
- October 22, 2014, 10:13 am
No issues. I knew that already. I thought my previous comment logged as me. But it seems I was logged out before I could finish typing it. Thank you. I always like frank comments.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 5:28 am
A decent read, but, like a novel. Poster 4L novel 1 sickly L. If you don't like truth, don't ask me.
- October 22, 2014, 4:47 am
Nope, don't be scared. Its a one-off thing, just had to get it out of my system.


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